This is what I call a healthy dinner. #roomservice (at Hotel Zaza)
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Why am I watching the basketball hall of fame announcements? #confused (at CW39/Newsfix (KIAH TV))
So what I eat like a 4 yr old when I work late. #jealous
Totally watching Salute Your Shorts. #90’sKid
I’m up way past my bedtime. #oldfart
I think it’s time for the beach. #summertime
I thought they wanted to play fetch, yet I’m the only one moving around the room. #duped
I thought they wanted to play fetch. Yet I’m the only one moving around the room. #dupes
“Oh…um…um” should not be used 5 times when you are leaving a threatening voicemail. As an editor I will be making fun of you. #lifeofaneditor
“Oh…Um…Um” should not be used 5 times in a voicemail when you are threatening to sue someone. They give you the option to delete the message and try again. As an editor I am going to do me best to make fun of you. #lifeofaneditor
